Aku Devito

Overview
Lord of All Things Cancerous, Aku Devito rose from the precancerous cesspit of chemotherapy to bless the Bonghausen with raw chaos. As a being of Chaos, Aku Devito takes great pleasure spreading discord in subtle yet impactful ways. Born on the Ides of March in the Year 500000 BCL, Aku has spread his cancer and memes through all places.

Powers
As a being of raw Cancer energy and Chaos, Aku is able to corrupt those around himself with disorder. One of his most powerful abilities is his use of Factoids. These Factoids often lead to his enemies becoming confused and stupefied.

Another of Aku's powers is his raw strength, able to interrupt any social encounter by attacking a target, often brutally mauling them.

Another of Aku's seemingly useless abilities is his Plagued Cough. With this, he sounds as if he is constantly stricken with TB, however this causes intimidation in the hearts of his enemies and they underestimate his true power.

Arguably his most powerful abilities are his self hate and raw, unbridled rage, fueling his other abilities.

Birth
Aku Devito was born in the Ukraine in the year 500000 BCL on the Ides of March. The Catalytic energy of his birth caused the Chernobyl Nuclear Disaster. Immediately following his birth, he was diagnosed with Leukemia, giving him immense power.

Early Life
When he was 15, Aku Devito met the wise old lightning wizard Dank Sidious. Sidious diddled him with great and confusing knowledge, giving him unmatched intellectual confusion. Later he met Lord Jakenstein Natsoup, and was welcomed into the Bonghausen. He also met the highlords Bobby Dugg, Yosho the Lawbringer, and Lord Falcon of the Birbs.

Current Era
Aku was made the Final Emperor of the Holy Roman Empire. He has battled great foes, such as Fuze, pounder of flesh; Ash the Headless; and Ela the AC-130 Gunship given human form. He has great allies, such as those previously mentioned, Brushed Tree the Chaos Bringer, ClearBluNights the Just, Dargonbreath the Cuckolded, My Life is Constant Pain the Baleful, Hentai Homie the Lewd, and others.